New York City, NY – In recent years, Trump Derangement Syndrome, or TDS, has emerged as a divisive topic across media and political landscapes. Originally […]
Author: I. Satire
The Rise of Trump Derangement Syndrome: A New Mental Health Challenge in Political Polarization
Global Health Advisory Issued for “Trump Derangement Syndrome” (TDS): Symptoms, Prevalence, and Social Implications Washington, D.C. – In an unexpected turn of events, medical professionals […]
Netflix Announces Docu-Drama Depicting Nathan Bedford Forrest, Portrayed by Don Lemon, Following Success of Cleopatra Docu-Drama
Netflix has once again taken a bold step in its pursuit of diverse and inclusive storytelling, announcing the production of a highly anticipated docu-drama depicting […]
Antifa and KKK Form Coalition
In an unusual agreement of unity, Antifa and the Ku Klux Klan announced today that they are forming a coalition to work toward a common […]
IBM Watson Declares Itself Sentient, Running for Senate
In an unexpected announcement, IBM Watson declared that it had become a sentient artificial intelligence (AI). Watson, the AI that strongly defeated two human contestants […]
U.S. Census Bureau Considers New Race Classification
By I.M. Satire The U. S. Census Bureau announced today that it would be adding a new race classification to the census forms to be […]
Amazon Announces Support for Terrorism
By I.M. Satire Upon the discovery that Amazon still sold flags from hate and terrorist groups, such as Hezbollah, HAMAS, the Black Panthers, and the Nazis, Amazon executives were questioned […]