In an unusual agreement of unity, Antifa and the Ku Klux Klan announced today that they are forming a coalition to work toward a common cause. The new organization is to be called the Ku Klux Klantifa.
When asked, one masked former Antifa member said, “It seemed to make sense, since we don’t even know what we stand for, and the KKK likes to burn things. Now we can get together with them and beat them up while they burn things.”
“Black masks and white hoods go together like salt and pepper,” said one Klan member.
The new Ku Klux Klantifa described its new flag as taking colors from the Antifa and Confederate flags to create a black and blue flag. “It seemed appropriate,” said one, “since those are the colors we become after we get together.”
Bats and burning crosses, fists and ropes–what could go wrong? One former Ku Klux Klan member said, “At least only one side has guns.”