I. M. Satire is a long-time reporter for several major news organizations. He reports the news exactly as he sees it, though he has no understanding of it. Graduate of the acclaimed Ford Prefect School of Journalism, Mr. Satire has proven his talents time and again.
When in public, Mr. Satire is an icon with the one gray suit, black shirt and white tie he wears on all occasions, the only variance to his dress being his fedora, of which he owns 167 completely unique hats, wearing a different one at every opportunity.
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